Tuesday 9 July 2019

The Unsungs #3: Scott Pilgrim VS The World


In life there are injustices. Such as the fact that I’ve already run out of jokes that compare box office failure to something that would embarrass my sister and so can’t keep doing the same introduction to these things that I planned to make a running joke.

The Unsungs #3

It’s not that hard to see why Scott Pilgrim VS The World flopped and flopped hard. It’s a film that was destined to become a cult hit with a certain area of the demographic, but how many cult hits are there that managed to recoup a near 100-million dollar budget. Even with Edgar Wright behind the camera, you have to assume an accountant’s computer somewhere set itself to dickhead-mode when it approved that one.


SPVTW (as it will now be known because I’m far too lazy to keep typing it all out) is the sort of film that isn’t hard to guess other people’s reactions to. For example, if I was to sit down with my family to watch it, I’m confident enough to say that my Mum would call it weird, my Dad would call it silly and my sister would probably (I do have slight doubts on this one) call it shit. I bloody love it though.


Describing the plot is a tricky one, not because of any real complications but because it’s hard to do without making it seem either incredibly bland or the stupidest thing ever. Pilgrim (Michael Cera) is dating Knives Chau (Ellen Wong), but also finds himself smitten with the new girl in town, Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead). As things get more serious between him and Flowers, Pilgrim must deal with the general disapproval of those around him as well as (this is the bit I don’t like explaining) the fact that in order to stay with Ramona he must defeat all of her seven evil exes whilst also dealing with some other startling realities in life.


If you haven’t seen this, then I’m going to assume that you may have seen Baby Driver and you will have almost definitely seen Hot Fuzz. If you haven’t seen either of those, piss off, you are no longer welcome here.


Both of those films work with a similar strategy to this; serving as a tribute to its influences whilst also throwing director Edgar Wright’s own creative spin on it. Here, Wright is paying homage to nerd culture (I’m sorry, I despise that term, but I couldn’t think of a better one). Video game and comic book references are abundant here in a kinetic rush of style over substance. You can try to catch your breath, or you can drown in a sea of flashy effects and...


Perhaps the financial failures are the best thing that could have happened to SPVTW in the end. It’s also prevented it from becoming so far ingrained into popular culture that you become sick of the mere mention of it by virtue of incessant quoting. Example:


So, by virtue of the fact that I can still enjoy this film, I’m happy for it to remain a cult classic. On the other hand, the number one film on the weekend this tanked was The Expendables.


NINE out of 10